Friday, September 17, 2010

?!? wtf women ?!?

Ok so why is it that when we are at our worst women want us? Seriously It goes against everything they say they want/like.

For example, today I woke up late. I had no time to get ready threw on yesterdays cloths and didnt clean up. no shower, no deoderant, no toothbrushing, and I smell abit like sex from earlier events.

I run to the airport to grab my delivery and the women at the counter is all friendly and wants to like chat it up and stuff. Mind you this women has been nothing but a cold bitch to me for 3 months now so WTF.

Next I get to the theater to drop off the delivery. As I'm waiting a women walks by with her baby stops and asks if i need a hand. I mean seriously whats she gonna do that I can't she's like 120 pounds with a baby strapped to her chest. Anywho I say no she smiles and walks away.

I get into the theater and the girl i deliver it to thanks me for getting there so fast. I was 30 mins late and she goes onto tell me how she loves my tattoo which is a black band on my finger. I tell her its my wedding ring. Her eyes light up and she asks all about my marrage. I'm thinking I'm safe now I'm about to walk out go home and shower.

I was wrong she asks for help bringing it up to the projection booth. I'm a nice person so I help and she asks if I've seen a projector booth. I slip and say I was a projectionist before. 20 mins later she asks for help getting the reals set up to slice the film. I wanted to leave but she made it clear she was a new at this. I help as much as I can and she gets all handsy. i.e. giggling at every possable thing I say and touching me as she passes and calling babe and hon.

So soon as shes set I bolt she was asking If i was busy or something but I was out the door before she even finished the sentence.

So now I'm stinky and sweaty from nerves and being in a hot tiny projection booth and up comes the lady with the baby she offers me a water and asks if id like to join her at a cafe down the street.
I say no and as I walk away she says "I really like your ring tattoo"

So seriously WTF women why?

Is it the fact that I stink or the fact that I'm avoiding you that makes you want my attention?

Is it the fact that I'm married gives you some kind invite to automatically be my friend? does that fact make you really feel that safe around me? or are you trying to test my faith to my wife?

WTF this isn't my imagination why women why always when it's the most akward why do you hit on me then

looking forward to any comments on the matter plz tell me I'm not just crazy
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

no mine find but still cool


My Wuppy

I introduce to the interwebs my wuppy. Her name is LUNA and she is awesome. She is half husky half timberwolf. She like beer and metal, literally she ate one one my beer cans. The only problem is shes not of age yet but in another year she'll be 21(Dog years) and then it's on like Diddy Kong. I wonder if dogs can keg stand?
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Joust the movie why???

Original story from:

"Joust: The Movie: For Real

CP Productions have announced that they're working on a Joust movie. You know Joust. Had jousting, flying ostriches. From that simple premise they've announced the film will be "Gladiator meets Mad Max", and is the first in many gaming adaptations CP will be bringing to both the big-screen and turning into comic books. Producer Christine Peters (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days):

This film is the type of action-packed story that appeals to all four quadrants of the movie-going public and we are excited to be in the Midway Games business once again.
All four-quadrants? Lady, it's a Joust movie. Good luck with that. But hey, I'm excited."

All i have to say is seriously I have to see it but why hollywood why do you do this

where i got my blog name from

"Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life."
— John Muir (A Thousand-Mile Walk to the Gulf)

not a huge fan of Mr. Muir although everything around me is named after him. This is the only quote of his i really enjoy.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

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Even the internet hate machine has a soft spot

Saturday, September 4, 2010

The way it is

This is my first post and i wanna make a few thing clear.

-I am a grammar nightmare so don't expect my sentence structure to make much sense

-I'm basically doing this as a way of expressing how i feel about things without the whiny and annoying hey look at me attitude of Facebook

-I am what i am basically I say what I want and mean what I say and my views can be seen as very different from other but that does not mean I don't want other peoples opinions I love seeing thing from different points of view (even if i don't always agree i try my best to understand)

that's about it for now I don't think anyone will ever see this but if so i hope you enjoy what you see